BURNEY, BURNEY, WIGGINS, SPLOOG,
BIGGUN, LITTLE and MORE
A LAW CORPORATION
Of Counsel Ben Dover
1412 Kuhio Highway Kapaa, Hi 96746 Phone (808) 822-9494 Fax (808) 823-0069
April 3, 1992
Mr. Kevin C. McDonough
3852 Geary Blvd.
San Franciso, CA 94118-3211
Re: "We Cheat Tourists and Drunks"
Dear Kevin,
I have been retained by BUBBA'S to reply to your letter of April 1, 1992.
We are here on a distant island and are somewhat out of touch with the
CITY. If you would do me the courtesy of telling me if you are licensed to
practice before the federal bench; also, if you would supply the following
information: age; DOB; SS#; law degree from what school; date of degree;
grade point average; home address; bank account numbers and balances;
tax returns for last 3 years; credit card numbers; list of family or friends
who are judges, elected officals, wealthy tycoons or Mafia Dons; and names
of federal judges you have in your pocket. This information would perhaps
let us communicate more directly in the hopes of avoiding costly legal
expenses for my client as well as yours.
In any event, we have disregarded your letter for the following reasons:
PURELY COINCIDENTAL
NO CONFUSION, DECEPTION OR FRAUD INTENDED
DIFFERENT AREA
NO DAMAGES OR LOSSES
BIG PENALTIES FOR FRIVOLOUS LITIGATION !
Your speedy reply to these questions will be greatly appreciated.
Up yours,
BEN DOVER
